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Murloc
Defias Thief
Black Temple Guard
A hunter, a paladin and a mage are captured by a tribe of huMONgous trolls. The trolls, wanting to have a little fun with their human captives, offered them a chance to earn their freedom. So, they separated the three into three separate cells.
The trolls tell the hunter to go into the forest and collect 10 fruits. Any fruit was fair game, as long as he could carry 10 of them in his hands and they were all the same kind of fruit.
After a short trip into the woods, the hunter returns with 10 apples. The trolls say,
"Okee, mon. Eef yew ken shuv all ten 'dem t'ings een yer booty, we be leetin' ya go. Eef not, we be keelin' ya."
So the hunter, not wanting to die, started shoving the apples where the sun don't shine. After the fourth one, the hunter couldn't take it anymore, and the trolls killed him.
Next up was the Paladin. He gathered 10 cherries, and alllmost made it up to ten on the keyster challenge, but after the ninth cherry, he burst out laughing and couldn't finish. The trolls quickly dispatched him as well.
In the astral realm, the hunter was conversing with his paladin compatriot.
"I was watching you the whole time. You were nearly there! Why did you start laughing after the ninth cherry?"
The paladin replied: "I saw the mage coming back with his fruit....
...he was carrying pineapples."
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The bartender sees a warlock walk into the pub. A split second later the bartender sees the same warlock walk into the pub. Another split second later the bartender sees again the same warlock walk into the pub....
"DAM LAG!"