0016 [9] Deneii: it looks like some of those toys for those Bratz dolls
0016 [9] Deneii: although i hope it isn't
0017 [9] Duffbeans: lmao
0017 [9] Deneii: anyways, u wanna hear the story?
0017 [9] Duffbeans: yes
0017 [9] Deneii: it might explain alot
0017 [9] Deneii: well 4 years ago, i went to france, skiing with 6 girl friends of mine
0017 [9] Deneii: and i was the only boy etc etc (im not gay)
0017 [9] Deneii: then the 2nd night, 2 of the girls went out
0018 [9] Deneii: later 1 of them came back
0018 [9] Deneii: the other one didn't until the next morning
0018 [9] Deneii: and when she got home, drunk as a donkey, she said she had gone with some guy home
0019 [9] Deneii: and the other girls were like "err louise, didn't u have ur period???"
0019 [9] Deneii: "did u remember to remove ur tampon.........?"
0019 [9] Duffbeans: dont you get some sort of poisoning if you leave it in too long?
0019 [9] Deneii: well guess what. she had forgotten to remove it
0020 [9] Deneii: so i just assume the guy she was with had pushed it like.. far up or something
0020 [9] Duffbeans: lmao, this is getting good
0020 [9] Deneii: so
0020 [9] Deneii: now it gets bad
0020 [9] Deneii: i was lying in my bed, pretending i was sleeping
0020 [9] Deneii: but i was listening to what was going on
0020 [9] Deneii: and looking abit too lol
0020 [9] Duffbeans: lmao, very convincing sleep
0021 [9] Deneii: so, one of the other girls tries to get the string from the tampon to pull it out
0021 [9] Deneii: but she can't find it
0021 [9] Deneii: and then i hear......
0021 [9] Deneii: "lets wake up frederik, he has long fingers"
0021 [9] Duffbeans: LOL
0021 [9] Deneii: and seriosuly, my heart stopped beating for like 10 secs
0021 [9] Duffbeans: frederik being you?
0021 [9] Deneii: yea
0021 [9] Duffbeans: LMAO
0022 [9] Vîbz: ROFL
0022 [9] Deneii: then one of the girls starts shaking me abit to wake me up
0022 [9] Deneii: but i just stubbornly refuse to "wake up" from my fake sleep
0022 [9] Duffbeans: lmfao
0022 [9] Deneii: cos i was practically in shock
0022 [9] Deneii: thinking of what i might be forced to do
0023 [9] Vîbz: rofl
0023 [9] Vîbz: I know a friend that forgot as well
0023 [9] Vîbz: same thing
0023 [9] Vîbz: it was stuck far up
0023 [9] Deneii: oh god
0023 [9] Deneii: well, i just had to whisper to my friend who was trying to wake me up, that if they made me do though, i'd die
0024 [9] Deneii: and in the end they got it out
0024 [9] Vîbz: rofl
0024 [9] Deneii: but i was forever changed


0031 [9] Deneii: for some reason, a friend of mine had bought an egg shaped vibrator
0031 [9] Deneii: and we were abit drunk
0031 [9] Deneii: so we rolled dice about who had tp put it up his ass
0031 [9] Sminski: and u woke up with it in the behind ?
0032 [9] Deneii: no, this time i wasn't the victim
0032 [9] Sminski: I bet its still there
0032 [9] Sminski: u just dont know about it
0032 [9] Deneii: anyways, one of my friends lost, and we had to grease the egg in abit, then he put it his ass, slowly
0033 [9] Deneii: and it had lvls 1 to 10 in intensity
0033 [9] Duffbeans: do you attend gay fetish parties regularly?
0033 [9] Deneii: no, this was a one time occasion
0033 [9] Liamsgirl: OMG lol didnt even see we had our own channel
0034 [9] Deneii: sooo... we put it upon lvl 3, and he immediately yelled at us to put it down
0034 [9] Liamsgirl: lol really
0034 [9] Deneii: yea really
0034 [9] Deneii: there was this thin wire with a remote attached to it btw
0035 [9] Deneii: but instead, we turned it up to 10
0035 [9] Deneii: and seriously
0035 [9] Deneii: it was fucking apocalypse, his buttcheeks were shaking
0035 [9] Vîbz: O_o
0035 [9] Deneii: and he screamed, and then pulled it out after a few secs, although we tried to hold him
0036 [9] Deneii: and that was all there was to it btw. but it was alot of fun =p