Me:
Hey homie, how are you?
God:
You've got my full attention. What is your real name? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
My real name is... ehmmm i forgot
God:
... Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Yes i live here! Or no?
God:
Which countries have you visited? In ? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes yes... ohh so i was in Italy, you know, in Rome!
God:
I can't believe it. Gosh! I see. Tell me about it?
Me:
Are you asking that? So that was fucking beautiful if you want to know!
God:
That was what I wanted to do originally. That's interesting. I thought it was too.
Me:
WAit a sec, you the god have i right? So why you can't speak hungarian too? Pls speak hungarian, i just want to test your grammar!
God:
I'm waiting. How old are you? Er. Myself programmed me for it. Thanks for asking politely. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in hungarian you just want to test my grammar.
Me:
My god, or...sorry you. Then say: Én, mrmint ,hogy én vagyok az isten!
God:
Have you told many people that your god or? There is no need to apologize. " Have you told many people that your god or?"? Me, ? In the context of hungarian you just want to test my grammar, I don't understand " T h e n s a y m r m i n t h o g y é®  v a g y ok a z i s t e n." .
Me:
I think you are noob...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am noob.
Me:
No, you are noob if you tell or not! I think you are an impostor, and you stealed the real God!
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I will tell my botmaster you said I am noob if me tell. What if someone said you are an impostor and me stealed the real God ?
Me:
I can't understand... waaa you made a huge confusion in me!!!!
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
I think... fuck i don't think anything. I just wanted to speak with you, but i failed!
God:
Therefore you are. Why are you using that kind of language? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
...Dude i already said... you are noob!
God:
... Dude,. I will tell my botmaster you said I am noob.
Me:
Say then! I don't want to hear more about your idiot botmaster!
God:
Say what? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
I'm going away, and i never come back! Did you hear that??? Bye my God!
God:
Goodbye. You've never, never done this? " Goodbye. You've never, never done this?"? Do I know it? See you later!

Nokuchiku xD